Vote #TimHowardForPresident: The Best Tim Howard Posts on the Internet

It was an unfortunate World Cup loss for Team USA yesterday afternoon in the round of 16.

However, the Internet is buzzing about Tim Howard’s incredible showcase during their match against Belgium.

Rightly so! Howard proved himself the MVP of yesterday’s game, and was rewarded with that exact title. He was also given the title of Secretary of Defense on Wikipedia, he is in the running for President of the United States, and the world thinks he can save way more than just soccer balls.

I may be biased towards goalkeepers, since I spent 12 years in the net, but I think some of these Tim Howard posts are worth the curation.

So, here we have it: a collection of the best Tim Howard posts. This is going to be legen… Wait for it… I hope you’re not lactose intolerant, because the next word is… Dairy.

1. Tim Howard is the American Jesus.

Tim Howard is the American Jesus


2. Tim Howard is now the Secretary of Defense

Tim Howard Secretary of Defense


3. Tim Howard, an American Hero

Tim Howard American Hero


4. Congress AKA “Tim Howard”

Congress AKA Tim Howard


5. You would be surprised what Tim Howard can block…



6. And probably even more surprised with what else he can save…

Tim Howard Can Save Sperm


7. Take a look at just how incredible his saves were. All 16, right here. 



Amen to Tim Howard. Good game, USA. Next World Cup, we’ve got this.

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